Unateable?  Un A Table?  

He's right, people like her should not own guns. She's obviously unatable.

SICK BIRD LIVES MATTER! 

All illeagles should be deported!

I'm Going To Guess the Part That Didn't Work Out So Well Was.....

I was making beats, playing instruments, learning software, rigging equipment and writting. 

If You are Tired of Adopting Pitbulls....

And FWIW, there are a TON of pitfalls out there waiting to be adopted. Just saying'.

I Realize This is an AutoCorrect, Yet it is Still Painful

When he sings he sounds just like Aveolar and the Chipmunks!  

Most Painful (and Funny) Josh Duggar Post of the Day: 

 If it was to ruff for a porn star, it was have put me on a ventilator he gives real Christians a bad wrap

When Serial Killers are Stung to Death

But he must have been to old for beeing a serial killer. 

Painful Grammar/Spelling With a Warm Message 

"I think we are all just so post to be kind to each other."  

Al is Hoping So.... 

But of course. It's al part of the grand plan, right?

Oh the Irony 

You come across as a complete fantasist, unedicated and unwell. Just incredibly sad.

HE DID GET "YOU'RE" CORRECT!  KUDOS! 

that's fucking heavy shit right there. Gona look into tbat. Of course not sure if you're being a flu he and talking out of your ass, or logic

There, Their, They're Now.... 

Those children don't have a chance for a normal life. They're dysfunction in life has already started. 

WHY DID HE DO IT?  

He needed away to be in the media. Those monthly bills need to be payed.

Manors Again

I'm sad to tell you this one is from a news site:

"He cocked the weapon, aimed it and pointed it at the clerk, and when he went out the front door, he exited the front the door in a manor where he was still carrying the weapon, possibly to be ready to use once he got on the outside."

 

Sometimes the Thought is Lost Forever 

Bad grammar and misspelled words can totally eat a sentence to the point that no one is certain of a friggin' thing you meant to say. 

"Wow y yours mom if you do bad you deserve bad I don't think a mom would do that"

Some People Just Go Full Ham

Spelling, punctuation, grammar, composition, misplaced capitalization - this sentence is the full package.  

Maybe the police officers should have minded there own fuckung business it wasn't there fight and they Wernt invited

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

For this year instead of scary I wanted to be a happy pumpin face.

FAMOUS PEOPLE EDITION:

All offenders remain anonymous, so let's just say this one is from that young male singer we all love to hate:

 "I don't always handle things the right way but I'm human and I'm working on getting beer at responding not reacting."

OOF AND DOOF DISCUSS CURRENT EVENTS: 

OOF:  If I had been told "Put those star wars men away" and I dint listen and it escalated to that point I think I would have had a whooping when I got home too. 

DOOF: If that was my kid I'd take her home an beat her but.

[yes, I promise this is exactly how it appeared on an Internet site yesterday....other than the names, of course]

October 28, 2015

"You really need to learn some manors!"